"Welcome to the Gender Jihad, a battle over the body that is hardly unique to Muslims. We all come naked into this world, but God (almost any God will do here) forbid we should be seen naked in public, except as an object of shame, or lust. I can only imagine the economic blow to Western society if men lost their interest in internet pornography or failed to respond to sexy Madison Avenue ads. Do we avoid putting bloodied corpses on our news so we can ignore the cost of human life stemming from our foreign policy decisions? Just imagine what would happen if we did accept naked human bodies as objects of natural beauty rather than assuming certain parts need to be covered so that inherited moralistic dogma is preserved. I have no crystal ball to see what the future holds for our species, which has spent much of its existence in a naked state, but I fear that we are far too clothes-minded to engender gender equality in the near future."

"Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is, and how to spell my name."